(At OU game tonight)
Me: George, this is great. I’m watching one of my favorite things with one of my favorite people. Do you know who that is?
Me: Yes. I have three favorite people I love a whole bunch. Know who they are?
George: Isaac, me, and [pause] yourself?
Me: No buddy, I was thinking of someone else.
George: [pause, then, questioningly] Is it mommy?
I may not be the best husband in the world, but I thought I was better than this… :-)