the turtle speaks

Me: [after searching fruitlessly through Lowe’s and several minutes in Home Depot] (mutters) dad-gumit.

Isaac: Can you say that?

Me: Well, I’m a little frustrated. It’s not good to say all the time. Your tone is very important.

Isaac: Can you say mom-gumit?

I like the phrase ‘Pardon my French’

Not because I like cursing, but because the speaker realizes he’s being offensive; just like French :-)

eye vegetables?

per discussion @ work: is ‘eye vegetable(s)’ the opposite of ‘eye candy’? Someone wholesome for the eyes?

I guess it would keep people from getting eye cavities…