Apr
22
Weeds and questions you don’t ask a woman
(upon walking past newly-mowed field that was filled with dandelions yesterday)
-Daddy, the dandelions are gone.
-Yeah, buddy, I think they mowed it.
-So now they can grow back!
-Well, dandelions are weeds and most people don’t want them to grow.
-Yes, and you don’t ask womans their age
I’m not sure what the segue is for him. Maybe he just knew good info when he heard it and wanted to share a truth with me.
I took this opportunity to tell the three questions you never ask a woman. You don’t inquire about her age, her weight, or whether her jewelry is real.
I hope he remembers those. He can go far with that info.
